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I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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