Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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