You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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