Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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