If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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