Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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