my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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