And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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