I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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