Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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