we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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