she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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