Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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