she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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