Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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