Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
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