my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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