It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
You've changed since you got that strap on
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
