I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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