thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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