So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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