On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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