the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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