i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
