how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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