Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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