Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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