butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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