i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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