ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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