that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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