Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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