quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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