he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
