It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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