The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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