I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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