so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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