When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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