Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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