Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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