Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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