thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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