Your dad touched me again.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
