Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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