you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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