your room smells of hookers.
And success
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Randomize
