He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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