I don't think brook has ever known best
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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