I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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