I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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